While it’s not 100% confirmed, it’s looking increasingly likely that I did not win the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot. ( I still hold out hope that Future Ed used a time travel device to purchase one of the winning tickets and will gift it to me once the attention dies down) Here’s a few of the ideas I was kicking around if I had won the money.
Looking back this feels like a weaker year for movies. Lots of hype: new Tarantino! new Leo! new Star Wars! new Bond! new Avengers! But not nearly as many great surprises like Whiplash or Babadook (dook. dook). Of course, I didn’t get to see everything I wanted to yet, so apologies to films like Carol and Creed and The Cobbler that probably would have made the cut if I had. Anyway, I don’t need to explain myself to you, let’s get into the list.